“store credit or cash?”
“give me cash, if you give me store credit ill forget to use it”
…….
in how many different ways is this messed up? is shopping really this difficult? will your senses be so overwhelmed that your brain might get messy and you might forget? a word comes to mind. incompetence…… im sure these people are good at other things. maybe they are amazing at corporate project expense forecasting. but the part i get to see, they all just run around incompetent . they don't know how to deal with the public anymore, it really surprises me that they are capable of operating a motor vehicle.
“do you have your receipt?”
“yeah, but i don't have it with me”
…..
did you think i was asking purely because i was testing you? like i just want to know if it still is in existence? your paperwork does me no good if its not on your person, therefore just say NO! another amazing thing that people do is constantly purchase things they don't need at all. like plastic sandwich bags. i get this all the time.
“was there a problem with your bags?”
“no i got home and already had 3 boxes in the pantry, i just don't need this many”
……
OMG so what possessed your simple mind to fucking buy more of them? we have become a black hole of purchasing. we do it with out even knowing it. these people will wander my store looking for these silly little things that make there already pampered easy lives easier. just the other day i had a bottle of ranch dressing returned because the OUTSIDE packaging had something like a few drops of something on it. i would guess a leaky bbq sause bottle had dripped on it. SHE RETURNED IT AFTER PICKING IT UP OFF THE SHELF, WALKING AROUND WITH IT IN HER CART, WENT THROUGH THE CHECK OUT, LOADED IT IN HER CAR. this was the point she looked at what she grabbed and decided it was far to filthy to be taken home……really? really?
