Gandalf, GPS and a scary dog…..

so i had a crazy dream last night. i was out on an adventure, not really sure what was going on. it was in Folsom kind of in the part of town where i live. for some crazy reason i had to walk home for some undisclosed  location. I'm walking down a very long straight street that from my point of view slightly goes up hill. guess who is riding down the street towards me with lightning speed? Gandalf the Grey!!! 

so he rides by with crazy speed. i remember yelling hello as he passed. now its sunny and warm out and i continue my trek home…jogging a little which is strange  because i don't jog.  next thing i know I'm still on my walk home but now its dark and my clothes have changed to accommodate the drop in temp. now in pants my hoodie with the thumb holes and my favorite green beenie.  no longer am i in the nice normal town kinda atmosphere. its dark and cold and it looks like I'm lost in a old rundown part of the town i have never seen before. dark and creepy kinda like the town in the texas chainsaw massacre .  so my trusty G1 comes to the rescue!! i bust out the GPS Google map and I'm south west of sutter street. after climbing a good size cliff like rock out cropping i stumble upon a rundown ass scary house, which i am in the yard of do to the rock climbing. being that this is the middle of the night the last thing i want is to be gunned down or taken captive by some crazy red neck locales so i continue through there land quietly. as i move in the direction of the street i can see that the whole yard is fenced of with those crappy temp chain link fences, as i glance to my left i see a large sleeping black dog! as i see him he sees me and jumps from his slumber and comes at me!

luckily the dog is kinda play attacking me and its not really out for blood but I'm still a little weary of it (i mean who wants rabies)  as i approach the fence it begins to slide open like grocery store automatic doors! i jump through with the quickness but the dog also has ninja like reflexes and follows me out. now we are both outside of this dogs creepy ward and i tell him “get back in there! go home” surprisingly he obeys and squirms his way back through a small opening in the fence. we share a moment where i pet him under his chin through the fence and say goodbye and thank him for not eating me. as i begin to check my phone again to make sure im still on the correct course to make it home safe and sound i awake from the dream……..

THE END